Just lay the fuck down and go to sleep, anytime, anywhere. Hunters curl up into little balls, Warlocks lay straight with their arms crossed like mummies cause they’re living cryptids, Titans chill with their hands beneath their heads so they can show off their biceps while sleeping. It’ll be a green emote, obviously, that way we can all have huge sleepovers and also mass hibernations in protest against Shaxx shoving innocent players into the cold, unmerciful Crucible. He can’t yell at all of us at once. Well he can but we’ll be asleep.
ALTERNATIVELY: “Give Up” emote. Selecting this brings up the text “[name] gives up on everything” and makes your Guardian lay down and never get back up. This way we can finally accurately portray that feeling you get when it’s 3am, you’re on your sixth Gauntlet wipe and you’re regretting every single decision that’s lead you to this moment.
take some time to notice your vision. see how easily you detect motion. focus on something in your peripheral (without moving your eyes to it). see how it works. look at your hands. pick something up with your fingers. appreciate how ridiculously specialized they are in fine motor skills (even if your personal motor skills are lackluster). think about how you have a body built to be an apex predator through use of tools. think about how the brain of your kind has created a digital hivemind uniting the whole world. now look back at the screen. look at the tab where you are in an argument about cartoons on tumblr. close the tab. open a new tab. google “tribute to anomalocaris”. watch the video that comes up. leave a like. subscribe even though the channel has been inactive for 8 years. you will need it in the coming times
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