Time's Vengeance

my 4 frames that i have ~~(tag yourself i’m SCREAMING)~~

yougottahaveseoul:

collegecocoasugar:

eay5ia:

friendlyneighborhoodpegacorn:

dynastylnoire:

blxckd-amative:

threehourstonevada:

erdsthenerds:

bastillearda:

gutsygumshoe:

cephalopodvictorious:

gunsounds:

its “thighs rubbing together under ya sundress” season

Buy cute, cheap lace leggings. Cut them a little above your knee. Hem them or don’t, but then you can wear them under your sundresses and not worry about how you sit or if your thighs chafe, and if anyone sees them they look cute af so hell yes

Or a little deodorant between the thighs is magical

Also, LUSH sells this dust called Silky Underwear that makes your skin smooth so they don’t stick together or chafe.

I love that we’re all here for each other in this season of need

Monistat has an anti-chafing gel that works wonders and I live by. You can usually find it in the feminine care aisle of any drugstore.

There’s this stuff called Glide…pretty cheap & works hella miracles

I’m so ready for sundress season.

reblog to save a thigh

REBLOG TO SAVE A THIGH

Reblog every summer

Reblog cause y’all girls look great in sundresses

For all my guys, gals and nb pals suffering this season, I buy dove spray on deodorant and it works like a charm

quousque:

marissarei:

blackbird-brewster:

I love this so much.

This is so cute

this is the kind of top-quality pun that passes my stringent re-blogging standards

Source: blackbird-brewster

Source: positively-lgbtq

dragon-hoard:

I had a dream the other day where I was standing on this platform in a void and a giant sphinx was in front of me about to ask me a riddle and if I answered wrong it would kill me

it asks “what is a human?”

and in my dream my first thought was to that card with “what is a dad” on the front and then “you. you is a dad” inside

so I answer “me. me is a human”

and the sphinx fucking smacked me off the platform

01101010-01100100:

if i watch this video without any sound i can hear it in my head

stevonnie-sandals:

Y’know, you could just make up accents in dnd. Tried to give ur character an Australian accent and failed? Well, there is no Australia in this fantasy universe, but there is conceivably a settlement of people who all speak in an accent which sounds, to our ears, like really bad Australian.

What I’m saying is just use the worst fuckong voices for all ur characters and if u get called out on then just say it’s how people talk in fricking green-mushrooms or wherever ur character comes from. Make your party suffer.