halo – Page 24 – Time's Vengeance

writing-prompt-s:

Your restaurant gets an email with details of “Master Chef” arriving and tasting your food. Expecting Gordon Ramsey, you’re confused when Master Chief shows up and you realize the email had a typo.

sierra-alpha-259:

equivalencept:

veta-lopis:

jericho-the-princeofspace:

equivalencept:

Can you imagine being a human civilian circa 2558 and hearing about the master chief?

Like “yes, it is truly tragic, this great hero died 5 years ago- oh no wait he’s alive agai- oh no, no he’s dead”

#some people dont even believe he’s real so like

So like, John’s a cryptid, pretty much?

John is space bigfoot

#john is in the ultimate quantum state (via @veta-lopis)

Schrödinger’s Spartan

CRYPTID SPOTTED!!!

small brain: master chief

big brain: noble six

exploding galaxy brain: the rookie

Source: litruin

suddenlyoranges:

Submission

Real image of the mister halo

wow halo infinite looks great i can’t believe 343 changed the art style again

my only defense for the weird secondary light source is that prometheus makes it look rly cool

strange women in ponds offering possessed swords and shields

remember in human weakness when cortana was so weakened from her fight with the gravemind that when john actually showed up she thought it was her damaged brain offering up an image of a loved one as she shut down

let’s go

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