Can you imagine being a human civilian circa 2558 and hearing about the master chief?
Like “yes, it is truly tragic, this great hero died 5 years ago- oh no wait he’s alive agai- oh no, no he’s dead”
#some people dont even believe he’s real so like
So like, John’s a cryptid, pretty much?
John is space bigfoot
#john is in the ultimate quantum state (via @veta-lopis)
Schrödinger’s Spartan
CRYPTID SPOTTED!!!
