hey folks we got the 69 sex number and the 420 weed number, i think it’s time we get ourselves a gay number where anytime we see it we can say “ha. that’s the gay number :)” so anyone wanna throw some numbers out there as suggestions
good points, it looks like we got ourselves a winner right off the bat. good work team, 630 is gay
you know when you’re eating something with lettuce and a leaf winds up hanging out your mouth while you’re chewing and for a few seconds you fuse souls with that of a 66 million year old gentle and slow brachiosaurus? love that
You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.
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Someone who’s black or supports black people and their human rights. it literally says that in the description. “You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.”
Redditor u/Pixelatedmess84 pointed out that McFarlane toys is going to release a 10-inch Shaxx figure later this Fall! It comes with a new emblem as well!
– Talk to the surgeon about the size you want your new areolas/nipples (don’t be afraid to ask)
– Numbness. No one talks about this for guys who are about to have surgery. You’re going to be numb all in your chest area, especially where the incisions were. They cut nerves as they pass along your chest, and it can take up to a year to regenerate those nerves. Still, feels super foreign for the first two weeks
– Make your bed into a pillow chair, body pillow, two on each side, and two for your head.
– Sleep alone. I tried to sleep with my girlfriend and it was miserable. You really do need the entire bed for yourself
– Go on Groupon, & get yourself a 10 foot lightning cable iPhone charger, BEST THING EVER, can reach from wherever you are
– Don’t take a week off from work, take two. You will regret the one week, and love the extra time
– When they say “don’t move too much, even after the first week”. LISTEN. I moved way too much and got so sore super quickly.
– Drink lots of water & eat if your taking the pain medication, otherwise your stomach feels super funky.
– Get stool softeners, & don’t be afraid to take those babies. Don’t wait a week to poop. you’ll surely regret it.
– The drains are scary & they may hurt while draining or rewrapping your dressings, but once they come out, the second they do, its no more pain, its crazy.
i hope this helps someone, because i wish i knew all of this when i was having mine a month ago. Looking back its like everyone forgets all the real negatives, its a great experience, & i healed very well & quick compared to most, but the first few days are crazy. They hurt, suck but it gets better.
To the few guys I know having surgery this week!
-the headache you get a couple days after the surgery because the anesthesia is leaving your body hurts 200 times more than the surgery itself. And even that isn’t too bad.
-after a week or, you ITCH. It’s awful. Try not to touch your stitches too much. An ice pack will help.
Open your windows at night while it’s cool and then close them (and your curtains) in the morning. Living in California without A/C taught me this.
Drink a lot of water. (Water is key, don’t drink sports drinks because they dehydrate you and can cause kidney stones if that’s all you’re drinking)
Lay on the tile, I used to do this when my home (that would get over 100 degrees F) didn’t have A/C
If you need to be out, wear a lot of sunscreen, even on places you wouldn’t think about (chest, feet, neck, ears). Even if there is cloud cover. Also find shady areas to be in. Bring water with you. If you do get burned, use aloe vera.
Eat fruits high in water (oranges, satsumas, ect)– freeze berries and put them in your water.
Eat!! You probably won’t feel like it, but it’s still important.
Good trick from middle school: wet paper towels where available and place them on your neck and forehead. Also freeze your water bottles.
And keep an eye on any elderly you know. They are much more likely to die in these kinds of temperatures.
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