As someone who binged through every Kingdom Hearts game for the first time over the past month I just wanna say that Kingdom Hearts is absolutely as batshit and hard to follow as people say it is and you WILL need someone already invested to help you through.
YES they retcon stupid shit on the regular NO I still don’t understand the relationship between Ventus and Roxas.
I mean I know why they LOOK the same but I’m still confused as to if they’re the same person???
Just When I Thought I Was Free From Kingdom Hearts Hell
I feel like the “Spartans never die” line is one of those in-group things where if Spartans say it to each other as a joke it’s fine but if anybody else does they’re fuckin dead
kelly, about to shotgun seven redbulls so she can break the sound barrier: Spartans never die
kelly, after hearing some dumbass marine say the exact same line and having intense, vivid flashbacks to the brutal deaths of all her siblings whose death records were falsified by the government she was forced to work for in order to feed a line of propaganda to the masses that helped to directly encourage the fear and disgust the rest of the military carries for the Spartans: what the fuck did you just say
Your keysmashing is only valid if it includes letters from the following highlighted region:
Examples: asjglgjjggskaldhkakakdhh
agafsjdka
Lgjldhdkflsjjdldhh
Sgdkkfjdlsjagadshdkgllhjsjaldhzxajdkgsh
The above examples are valid
Examples of invalid and strange looking keysmashes:
Oteiyoeodortwowuyoe
Pwyeorncnbvncbmbvnvpwu
Itpyuye
Ncmvbb
You see, key smashes from outside the highlighted region are strange looking because they look like they could be valid words from a foreign language(welsh or Swedish) or they simply lack the size and shape variations of the highlighted region and thus cannot properly convey the E•mo•tion behind a key smash
I WAS WONDERING WHY TF MY KEYSMASHES LOOKED SO BAD
It has to primarily be comprised of letters that are part of the classic typing resting position for your hands, the “Basic Position”, or it looks forced instead of spontaneous
“g” and “h” are fine because they’re right there, “z” “x” and “q” are okay because they look funny, are almost never used in real words, and break up the monotony of the middle row’s heavy usage, and you can throw in like, ONE other letter from anywhere else on the keyboard for personal style and to indicate exuberance of flail
thank you for coming to this TED talk
im a top what does this post say
fuck u I’ll keysmash however I damn please twrjfbdkeodkrkeojueiedhdjje
This may be the greatest writing on D&D of our lifetimes. I know it looks like a lot, but please read it, you will be so happy and you will either begin to understand D&D or else recognize this rightness in your SOUL.
Time's Vengeance 