master chief walking into the mess hall after having been cryogenically frozen for the past 8 years
Author: kabrox18
me: *says some shit*
someone: do you care to elaborate on that?
me:
Cortana vs Halo 5 Cortana WHO WILL WIN?!
welp
playing like, all of destiny except the crubicle is funny because then youre this athletic bastard who hates sports and kills gods
the past tense of blink should be blunk discuss
no
think➡️thought
blink➡️blought
holy fucking shit you’re on a galaxy brain level of thinking and i respect you








