god damnit like, I’m on board with veta/fred but all this hypothetical knife talk just is forcing me think he has a knife for every occasion

veta-lopis:

Tactical knife? Hell yea. Spicy knife? Gotchu babe. Sexy knife? I’m the knife. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

the only way to get girls to like you is to show them your knife collection