“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”
You’re telling me, a man in a luigi mask
tuck in baby
“knives are friends, no not food, knife knife knife knife knife….. oh, hey Mr. Sampson.”
Listen up tiny dick and Aeropostale bitch
@mun-clauds We have a ton
Mini pene
@yourfairlylocalphanboi you prince charming vampire @fanqueen74 GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP YOU BITCH
Its fall,you can hear the president screwing in a lightbulb.
Trash can
I’m utterly stumped, let’s get this underway.
@dandy-dodie ‘666/69 dick sticks’
what if the pope saw this? he would be devastated! (cstw) @ogrelords
I hAvE fOoT pRoBlEmS @thewintergirl42 @psychic-reprobate
sanD and Stuffed Crust Puppies
I mean there’s so many with my partner in crime like The Mountain Fish, The Sun Orbiting Earth, Giggles the Clown, The bus on the bus that goes russel and Pete the box. I miss being in my a4 now I’m in a2 for science.
this fUCKING chair
MORE ASIAGO
i find this quite pleasurable *affirmative noises*
I survive off of food
Last time I checked that is being gay
im not okay not even 10 years later
“ADIDAS”
“NIKE”
@ifishipititsprobablygay gET YOUR FUCKING FEET OFF THE TABLE
My name was leg for a solid year or two
“WE ARE DRUNK WE ARE DRUNK please do not come inside my house”
Lajavid and his experience with the notorious Assman
t e r r y n o @undead-obsessive-shipper
“My bones…. You hurt my bones”
Speaking of bayblade…
It’s BEYBLADE YOU HO
Anyways, I’M THE ROBOT
“Haha no nut Shockwave”
“CRAB”
“teeth! Teeth! TEEth! TEETH!”
(In KotH’s Bill Dautrive’s voice) “Someone’s got a birthday I wonder who?”
Your body was not ready for Khan’s Revenge.
There’s so many but some recent highlights are
“Hey guys, you wanna finish Wrath of the Machine?” [said while not even playing desitny, usually]
[laughs in Puerto Rican]
vro, is that a FLY
g e t o u t o f m y c a r………….N O W
Time's Vengeance 