equivalencept:

noodle-thel:

veta-lopis:

I feel like Kelly or Linda maybe quietly mentioned to the Gammas that Fred hates being called anything but Fred, and so the real reason he was willing to let them leave Blue Team is because they wouldn’t stop changing his callsign on their HUDs to shit like “Freddie” “Alfred” and “Fredericton” 

tags via @veta-lopis:

#ash is definitely getting body slammed for it#also side note but spartans playfighting must be like watching grown ass lions wrestle#its fascinating to watch but you better get the fuck out of dodge#because property damage is guaranteed#ALSO i feel like Serin calls him Freddie sometimes when she is annoyed with Blue Team#because he can’t call her anything but ma’am or Admiral#even though he KNOWS that CINCONI is a trash goblin who would eat leftovers out of the messhall garbage cans#her status as a spartan seems kinda classified so they have to keep it official#and fred seems too hooked on protocol to be snarky with her in public#anyway#i feel like tl;dr is that kelly and linda have weaponised his aversion to being called anything other than fred#and employed this piece of information when needed#and maybe veta calls him that to get him to stop calling her mom#its equality#oh god or maybe an S-IV calls him that as a joke#and then……… never again#fhdjksgdksfld anYWAY#headcanons#questions in spaaace#fred-104#equivalencept

mom this is fucking killing me omfg yes to it all

God, I can imagine someone asking him, “Are you ready, Freddie?” and immediately getting body-checked