if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y’all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!
if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Don’t keep going!!
If you finished first that’s fine!!! It’s normal!! But don’t just leave that person hanging!!
You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!
if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post
So a woman can cum in a man and get him plan b? Cool
yes
Absolutely! It sure is cool that trans people exist! Couldn’t be more right!
the purpose of having a name for the flavor of your product is to tell me what flavor your product is
apparently, nobody ever told you this, and so you think the purpose of naming flavors is to sound like Death Knight talents
I don’t know what Icy Charge tastes like but I’m pretty sure it’s going to move me into melee with my target and slow their movement speed by 75% for 3 seconds
them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT
biologist:
Like literally the only reason we didn’t go extinct is because we are aggressively social creatures who community organized and helped each other when faced with disasters that drove other species over the brink.
(Like we’re so aggressively social that we looked at APEX PREDATORS and went ‘they look soft! Friend????’)
(The answer was yes because wolves are also aggressively social and they adopted the strange tall not-wolves just as eagerly.)
humans @ wolves: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll let us pet them?
wolves @ humans: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll pet us?
kingdom hearts intro montage director: so sora is falling through the ocean, then suddenly he’s on land where he watches himself fall out of the sky, into the ocean, but the ocean is actually the sky, which is actually the ocean and he falls out of the ocean into a bunch of doves
ADHD Culture is fully grasping a concept or finding a solution to an issue really super fast because your amazing racing brain immediately connected all the dots, and then becoming excruciatingly bored and frustrated when everyone around you is still not getting it (this goes double if you’ve already stepped in to try to explain it or if you’re not allowed to step in to explain it).
ADHD Culture is also not fully grasping a concept super fast, or even in an average amount of time, because your disastrous traitor brain lost focus on the explanation after approximately one (1) second and started thinking about something else, and then panicking because everyone around you seems to know what’s going on but you don’t.
It’s also quickly grasping a concept or finding a solution but being super terrible at actually implementing it because you forget to or because ADHD symptoms otherwise trip you up, and getting frustrated when people continually assume that the problem is that you don’t understand what you’re supposed to do.
I find it fascinating that people who choose not to have children are generally assumed to feel really strongly about not having children (or even to feel really strongly against children, anyone’s children, in general). I am probably not going to have children, not because I REALLY REALLY HATE the idea of having children, but because I don’t really really love it. Out of all the major decisions I will make in my life, this one is the only irreversible one. I can sell a house, quit a job, divorce a spouse, whatever. I cannot unhave a child. I cannot opt out of being a parent once I become a parent. I can’t even take a step back for the sake of self-care or whatever, or else my child will suffer.
So for me, having children is fuck yes or not at all. The default will be to remain childfree. Having children should be an opt-in decision, not an opt-out one. Until/unless I develop really strong feelings about wanting to have children, I won’t have them, even if that means I never end up having them at all.
As a mother, I really wish more people gave having children this kind of clear contemplation and thought. It’s an irreversible decision. Too many people don’t understand that.
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