There are people who like a game and there are people who love a game so much they get emotional just thinking about it and they never stop talking about it, their favourite characters and their experience and they bother everyone with their shit and I am one of them
You pick up a small device. On it’s small screen it simply says “one skill point remaining” and a list of 8 attributes. You click on Strength and instantly feel your muscles stiffen a little. The screen now says “Level up to gain more skill points”
*jump cut to me in a shady alley armed with a tennis racquet swinging at rats with wild abandon*