t-i-a-r-n-a-c-a-p-a-i-l-l:

If you’re one of those people who thinks executive dysfunction only happens for things we don’t like (school, cleaning,) then please consider the fact that I’ve been meaning to plug my phone in for 20 minutes and I’m now at 2% and still putting it off to write this post ¯_(ツ)_/¯

psychoticrambling:

The movie Ready Player 1 couldn’t have come out at a worse time. Like it’s all about how amazing virtual reality is and how you can be a super hero and do all this cool shit, meanwhile in actual VR it’s just shit like: 

a tiny rusian knuckles in a tank rolls up to hatsune miku and asks for a lapdance; miku starts a twerking animation while blasting nightcore. A nearby penguin spins in circles.

animeadult:

can we take a second and chill the fuck out when someone reblogs something where the source is a really problematic person because not everybody knows of every single shitty user on this website lmao. you can tell them OP is scummy but you don’t need to yell at someone who probably had no clue and just reblogged a post that they thought was funny

nootie:

im perfectly aware that at least 86% of all the funny posts on this hellsite are fabricated or embellished or otherwise bullshit to some degree but if i read something and it does me a chuckle or brings any minuscule shred of positive emotion to my stupid fuckin brain im reblogging it