gay-jesus-probably:

zohbugg:

i-want-cheese:

saturdaynightlycanthrope:

celticpyro:

did-you-kno:

All people with blue eyes can be traced
back to one person who lived near the
Black Sea less than 10,000 years ago. Source Source 2

Now when I see a person with blue eyes, I’ll know they’re a descendant of Ocean-Eyed Slut Man.

You leave great grandpa ocean-eyed slut man alone, he was just living his life

Actually, since this was determined using mitochondrial DNA, the ocean-eyed slut would be a woman, not a man. Mitochondrial DNA is passed down by mothers.

Gram-gram knew how to party

dear ocean eyed party gram-gram thank u for spreading your weird eye mutation and giving every fanfic writer a reason to know an unholy amount of synonyms for the word ‘blue’.

bluedew12:

celticpyro:

kaioofromsteam:

sushinfood:

titanite-stormcrow:

titanite-stormcrow:

titanite-stormcrow:

titanite-stormcrow:

an-actual-stone:

glubtier:

bluedew12:

bluedew12:

bluedew12:

Now everyone on Tumblr has access to a tiny gif of Maui dancing back and forth while slapping his pecs. I feel like I’ve created something stupid yet wonderful, so…

what can I say

except

you’re welcome

And thanks to link-sharing on Discord, you can now have an even smaller version of him.

ʸᵒᵘ’ʳᵉ ʷᵉᶫᶜᵒᵐᵉ

@areyouwilling this is for you

On mobile this is just progressively worsening quality mauis

Have you considered…Two Maui?

I’ve grown too powerful

Unlimited Power

Ok this is the final one I swear

W̰̼̻͉ͥ̊͌ͤ̀͒͆͘͡Ḩ̗̺̹̖͚͓̠͎͕͍̟̘̝̝͈̖ͣ͐̔̚͘͟A̵̧͎̝͉̥̜̠ͬ͂ͩ͌ͦ̑ͬ͂͐͒̌͛̈́̌̐̅ͫ͝Ţ̦̳̥̺̬͚͍̮̺̤̫͈̹͈̪̳̲̥̐͐̾͊ͧ̑̒̓̎͆̒̕͜ ̨̧ͨ̅̐͑͒̇ͬ̈̓͑ͨ͘҉͇̱͉̩̳̙͔̗̞̺̭̦C̷̢̭͉̜̠͖̱̥̰̭͉͇͚͚̫̺̗̣ͩ́̏͂ͥA̷̴̮̰̙̝̩͇̲̺̱̮͍̪̻̗͚͈͈ͬͩͯͮ͋͆̓̐̍͒̈́͑̈̇̉̓̎̀͘ͅN̸̏̂̑̄͑̔ͨ͛̉̽̓̋ͯ̕͏͏͍̣̱̭͇̫̠̯̦̠̤̯̭͚̭ͅ ̶̡͊ͩ͊ͯͯ̋͆̍͆̈́̍̚͏̛͇̤̳̼̞͉̟̼̞̳̙͖̰͙̠̞̯̕ͅI̓̉̎͏̴̖̼̘͚͖̤̪̱̜̯̦̹͖̟́̕ ͋͂̓ͯ̾̿ͪͬͬ͌͊͊̇ͬ͌̌̚҉̮̞̱̗͎̱̪̜͕̺̯͙͔̳̩̰̖͈͓́͘Ş͆ͦ͐̏ͯͮ͝͏̷̻̗͓͚̬̩̭͙̗̩̩͍͙̖̹̻̬̜A͋̅̆̾̇̈́̇͊̽ͭ̓̄͊́̃̎̚͏͝͏͈̲͎͇͕̥͇̗͉̪͍͓͕͢͜Yͩͪ͌́̅̍ͫ̑̔҉̴̶̣̝͙̖̼̠̖͇͕͈̳̘͉̹̞͕͈͙̱͜͠ ̖̪̬̜͒͋ͦ͊ͤ̎͒̌ͫ͑̐͢E̴͐ͨ̓̊͌͂̄ͭͤͥ̎ͦ̄̈́ͭ̕҉͇̰̩̳͎͇̤̲̟͔̥͔̦̤͜X̶ͪ̽̑̑̔̓̑̓͑̍͏͉̪͚̳̜͔̹͞C̴̸̤̙̺̪̟̘̟̯̪̱͔̽̈́̏͒̒̄̔ͫͤ͢E̸̳̟̩̦̯͖͚̜̗̩̰̞̥ͣ̓̓ͥͩ̅͑ͥ̍̄ͤ͗̾̐̇͗̒̋̃͘ͅͅP̵̞͙͓̫̫̰̹͉̹̭͚ͩ͌ͤ̑̏͐ͨͤT̲̣͖͚̭͙̻͇̖̗͖̟͇̟̤̫̰̥ͫͭ́͆̅̐͐̈́͊͋ͮ͐̊̀ͮ͌͢͢ ̸̡̨̙͖̪̞̠͇̙̘͚̟̝̣̘͚̅̎ͯ͌͑̔̔ͭ͛ͮ͋̃ͣͣ̀̑̍͛͋͘ͅͅỴ̣̰̩͓̗̹̝͑ͭ̉ͤ̈ͩ́ͬ͛ͣͪ̋͢͠͞O̟̟̪̦͇͖͎͌͋͛ͤ̈͂ͩͪ̅͊ͪ̿́͝Ṳ̣̪̰̲͙̮͍ͤ͌̒̉̈̃ͣ̽͋̐̽̓̊̇̓̂͜͞’̝̙͍̠͕ͦͬ͂̄͂̌̊ͮ̾̈̂͂̆͒͂̀͘͡Ŗ̖̞̯̘̬̆ͥ̏͂͂͊͒ͧ̂̐ͭ̌̑̚̚͢ͅÉͨ͗͗ͣ̏͊̄̾̄̒̄ͫͯ̾͏̴̲̝̹͓̺̝ ̡̡̖̼̩̻͈͎͖̟̯̑̆͂ͫͅW̵̨̧̟̞̻̿͐ͯ̋ͯ̾ͫ̓͐ͫ́͠ͅE̛̎̒̈̈́ͩͦ͘͏̴͖͖̟̰̞̭̜̠̦̯̬̘͓̣̪̻Ḷ̥͍̲͉̜̯͔̜͔̮̘̣͉͓̯ͤ͗̾ͮ̅͑̓̓̍͆ͥ̏ͬ̊ͪ̚̚͘͟ͅC͕͉̬̭̼͚͈̰̥͈͙͕͚͈͈̱̲̐ͫ̐ͬ̉͆̆̆̂̾ͯ̉̉ͪ̀̒͆͡͡Ǫ̘̖͙̱̞̘̟͖͍̜̈́̅͗̔ͥͪͥ͛̿̄̇̍͘M͊̆ͬ̍̈́ͯ̎͛̃̉̉ͣ̚҉̴͇̳͔̱̪̞̹̤̤͖̗̫͙́͟ͅE̡͇̙̼̼͖̬̼ͦ̍͂̑̂͝

MOOOREEE

So I discovered that some people are referring to this post as the “mauipocalypse” and I’m loving it.

Here get your dose of mauipocalypse

prinxietys:

yougottahaveseoul:

collegecocoasugar:

eay5ia:

friendlyneighborhoodpegacorn:

dynastylnoire:

blxckd-amative:

threehourstonevada:

erdsthenerds:

bastillearda:

gutsygumshoe:

cephalopodvictorious:

gunsounds:

its “thighs rubbing together under ya sundress” season

Buy cute, cheap lace leggings. Cut them a little above your knee. Hem them or don’t, but then you can wear them under your sundresses and not worry about how you sit or if your thighs chafe, and if anyone sees them they look cute af so hell yes

Or a little deodorant between the thighs is magical

Also, LUSH sells this dust called Silky Underwear that makes your skin smooth so they don’t stick together or chafe.

I love that we’re all here for each other in this season of need

Monistat has an anti-chafing gel that works wonders and I live by. You can usually find it in the feminine care aisle of any drugstore.

There’s this stuff called Glide…pretty cheap & works hella miracles

I’m so ready for sundress season.

reblog to save a thigh

REBLOG TO SAVE A THIGH

Reblog every summer

Reblog cause y’all girls look great in sundresses

For all my guys, gals and nb pals suffering this season, I buy dove spray on deodorant and it works like a charm

reasons to watch the hot wheels movies

the main theme of world race was made by smash mouth

mogai-positivity:

No, your identity does not sound ridiculous.

Yes, your pronouns are fine.

The amount of labels you use is not bad.

No, they’re not “cringy.”

Labels are not a bad thing.

You’re allowed to identify as whatever orientation you feel.

You’re allowed to identify as whatever gender you feel.

Your orientation is valid.

Your gender is valid.

You’re valid.

catsbrew:

madsciences:

rainbowspacelosers:

so, as much as I love the more modern plague doctor aesthetic, like guys I’m all about it

I feel like I have the be the bearer of bad ~~(or good depending on how you take it)~~ news

Instead of cool, dark crow/raven aesthetic

Realistically, you would have probably gotten more of this fucking leatherface kiwi bird from hell which would have absolutely been even more terrifying to see on your death bed

you’re welcome

you never have to apologize for this

rich folk get the fancy raven doctor
the poor folk get the mosquito man who might actually be a demon in hiding

agnostic-punk:

aam5ever:

miss-united-states:

You’re safe.

There’s nothing chasing you. There won’t be a face in the window. Nothing is following you up the stairs. Nothing is under your bed. You can throw your legs over your bed, you can have your arm over the side of the bed, because nothing is out to get you. I promise. I’m here to protect you. I’ll kick its ass.

You’re safe.

This just really helped me oh my God

Same. I have really bad anxiety around my house when it’s at night.

drunkvanity:

shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y’all.

novice-heartbreaker:

Reminder: Don’t let your brain bully you, sometimes our minds are cruel to us. You deserve to live, you deserve to eat, you deserve to express your feelings. People do like you! You’re doing a pretty good job, and you are worth more than you give yourself credit for.

afabpositibot:

@ all the trans boys who got misgendered today: you look super handsome today!

@ all the trans girls who got misgendered today: you look super gorgeous today!

@ all the nonbinary folks who got misgendered today: you look super awesome today!

please, please dont let anyone tell you otherwise