I would like a silly, over the top, borderline Kojima levels of “what the flying fuck” Halo game. Starring Spartan 1337. Who is voiced by David Hayter. Please. Complete with absurd boss battles, 20 minute long mid level plot conversations, and possibly more hours of cutscenes than it takes to play the game alone.
Tag: sign me the FUCK up

I love this so much.
This is so cute
this is the kind of top-quality pun that passes my stringent re-blogging standards