satanic-canadian:

new morning routine!!

i die

moxperidot:

anyone: says the words “heavy rain”

me, internally: (x) SHAUN!

brittonofarc:

my-life-is-sometimes-interesting:

catnipkittie5:

ibuprfn:

justaphobethings:

Bi ppl: *exist*

My ace ass: 

Ace ppl: *exist*

My bi ass:

bi and ace people: *exist*

my pan ass:

Bi, ace, and pan people: *exist*

My lesbian ass:

Bi, ace, pan, and lesbian people: Exist

My gay ass:

avantgaye:

my body: blease…. i beg ofyou,,,,, give me vegetal

me, shoveling handfuls of macaroni and cheese into my mouth:

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

songsaboutswords:

rock10zxa:

durbikins:

booksandthesmellofregret:

durbikins:

oddpolicy:

durbikins:

parades at disney: here’s a 40 foot tall mechanical dragon that actually breaths fire

parades at universal: y’all remember Hop(2011)?

Ight but you can openly drink and there are kiosks full of alcohol at Universal
So
Take ya pick

have fun dehydrating at the amusement park, you stupid shit

Disney has more accidents recorded than any other amusment park franchise ever

Meanwhile Universal has had only about 21 major incidents

Wow. The company that has had parks open for over 60 years on four different countries has had more recorded accidents than the company with three parks that have been open since the 90s.

amusement part discourse 

id like to state for the record i didnt remember hop (2011) at all before this post

ohmyartist:

Somebody: *Draws something for me*

Me:

crtter:

Intentional misspellings and unusual handling of words is one of my favorite “minor” memes tbh I love it so much. Here are some of my all time favorites:

▪ Replacing “ck” with “cc” (ie. succ, thicc)

▪ Replacing “t” with “d” and vice-versa (ie. gotdamn,shid,blocket)

▪ Just… every kind of weird variation you can do with the word “fuck” (ie. fuckening, fucky)

▪ Weird jumbling of curse words that somewhat resemble something coherent (ie. mother fuck of a shit, shut the hell your mouth)

▪ Replacing a vowel in a word with another (ie. borger)