updated beck w a bonus anorith

noxyspam:

sabertoothwalrus:

your assigned pokemon kin

your age + the day you were born x the month you were born

the total is your pokedex number

mine is Marowak

Aawwww yeah babey

fluffysheeps:

Shiny cabbage 🌱✨

scottymouth:

Okay, I’ll take your Pokémon for a few seconds, then.

Thank you for waiting, we’ve restored your Pokémon to full health. We hope to see you again!

carmensitart:

YES

Source: carmensitart

tammycat:

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

casual–witchcraft:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

So how old were you when you realized Meowth of Team Rocket trying to steal Pikachu was just rehashing the age old tale of a cat trying to catch a mouse?

i was today years old

fluffysheeps:

🍃🔥🌊

dude check this out

smugglebutt:

getter1s:

getter1s:

fuck

yes

FUCK

YESSSS!!!!!!!

V R R R R R R R R R M M M MM M MM M MM M !!!!

Chainsaw bug Pokémon fusion confirmed….

taki-on-the-go:

Generation 4: Make a nice, homemade pastry for your Pokémon! With some berry infusion it’s sure to be tasty!

Generation 6: Play fun games and collect sweet tasty puffs for your Pokémon to eat! They’ll surely love them!

Generation 3: We used our SCIENCE GRINDER to mash berries into PERFECT MATHEMATICAL CUBES that pokemon CANNOT RESIST for their GEOMETRICAL REGULARITY

Generation 7: travel to the mythical Beane Land™…. meet the Beanse Guardian……. Collect Bean™ for yuor creatures?. maybe you will return. maybe not. unlock ALL secret beanes islands for ALL your beaning. needs