Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future
Alternatively: I went through periods of depression so frequent and intense that I never considered that I’d actually make it to my 20s so now I’m kinda just making it up as I go
love that adhd feel when “and there goes my ability to read”
why u ask?
– it’s too noisy – my brain keeps thinking too many Thoughts – re-read it again till u die – BOREDOM!!! – constantly zoning out – the tiny sound in the distance – too stressed out because I CAN’T READ
hey. listen. buddy. hey. i dont know how you got here without reading the title of my blog or the header on my ask box but listen. hey. listen. listen. ive said this 100 times. i got sent the screenshot and made a post w/o fact checking because 1) ive been into halo for less than a week and would honestly believe literally anything anyone told me about the game to be true as i knew nothing about the series going in other than that i thought the arbiter was hot 2) the screenshot looked pretty legit 3) if you havent already figured it out im Very gullible. listen. its no big deal. its not canon. ive said this about a million times and have it in three different locations on the front page of my blog. i was fooled. i jumped the gun on making a funny text post and thats my shame to bear now. i have a billion angry gamers in my inbox accusing me of “spreading lies about the halo franchise”. and i have a billion more people in my inbox asking me questions about master chief’s penis like im some kind of repository for information about how master chief fucks. listen. buddy. im tired
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