veta-lopis:

Buck says in Bad Blood that the Brokkr Assmeblies actually strip down Spartans completely, and I think the only thing more terrifying than a Spartan in full Mjolnir is a stark naked one walking across the deck

cheesoisuncool:

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

rocks-fall-everyone-dies:

modern horror story: a single 200 chapter fic on ao3 summarized as a “collection of drabbles.” it is tagged for 200 different fandoms and every single character who so much as breathes in any of the chapters. it takes you an hour to scroll past. it is always at the top of your search results because it updates three times a week.