mood – Page 4 – Time's Vengeance

gaybabytenno:

system-smash:

no one told me specter’s hate you on nightmare missions so ofc i spawn in a Trinity, she looks in my direction, and within a millisecond I’m on the heckin floor

Trust no one

Not even specters of yourself

itseasytoremember:

me: i wanna swim in a natural pond or lake, i want to walk in and see the moss and the trees and the little fish and just be one with nature

also me: hUHEDN SomNETH sloPRY TOUHCY MEy LEG

what-even-is-thiss:

hugealienpie:

jewishtango:

jewishtango:

them: hey so what gender are you
me: oh actually i… i lost my gender in a terrible accident. its very hard for me to talk abt

them: hey so what gender are you
me: ok so you know that feeling where u arent sure whether or not you’ve left the stove on?
them: ….yeah?
me: its that

them: hey so what gender are you

me: oh yeah gender was totally faked. nasa filmed it in a tv studio back in ‘69

them: hey so what gender are you

me: *throws my gender in the gutter* ya want it? go get it! *runs the other direction*

Source: yeahiwasintheshit

gaming-granny:

Transcript:

*Gen 1 Pokemon cry*

– Let’s go Peggy!

– HAaAH!

Source: e-seal

softestvirgil:

strangelingincarnate:

Me anytime someone trusts me enough to let me know they’re not comfortable talking about certain things or using certain language:

Yes 100%.