mood – Page 3 – Time's Vengeance

“i’m gonna slap the captain’s butt”

“guardian down”

“worth”

I CAST FUCK YOU

you know when you’re eating something with lettuce and a leaf winds up hanging out your mouth while you’re chewing and for a few seconds you fuse souls with that of a 66 million year old gentle and slow brachiosaurus? love that

Source: dankmemeuniversity

thisiswhymomworries:

when u have period cramps but u haven’t actually started yet like ur uterus is legit just humming the fucken Jaws theme song

Guardian taking Touch of Malice and Whisper of Worms and clicking them together like barbie dolls: Oryx and Xol, kiss.

grawly:

konkeydongcountry:

grawly:

i LOVE mid 90′s cgi promotional art for video games

now thats the shit im talkin about

writeroost:

…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room

“fuck”