This is exactly what I expected it to be
Tag: mood
I have, darkness inside me… that darkness is, called acid reflux and heartburn
Hot hot hot hot chocolate
HEY WE GOT IT
character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
me:
so excited about the prospect of finally having an apartment of my own that i got the shakes in the home goods section of a TJ Max
concerned bystander: ma’am? are you all right?
me, on the verge of tears: apardmint…….i panicked and bought a set of tasteful novelty dish towels
Where the hell is my phone????
*shakes blankets one by one*
Thunk
There it is
me: knows bologna is pronounced baloney
my only brain cell: bollog nah
when you hear someone talking about an obsession of yours







