me tho – Page 2 – Time's Vengeance

oily-crybitch:

I wanna get buff. It’s one of my few wishes in life. I need to be able to lift my friends up both emotionally and physically. I do not, however, want to Ever do Any exercise in my life.

disgruntledmushroom:

Source: theweirdwideweb

neme-machine:

credit to @kingman-e for the shitty pun

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Source: neme-machine

aleksandr-marchant-the-third:

i_got_em.mp4

onering221b:

I dont always play warlock but when i do…

me: look at her, shes big, shes buff, shes cool, shes tuff
some talentless hack that should be tossed into the sun: *draws her paler, skinnier, smaller, and/or less muscular to make her ‘prettier’*
me: may god strike you down where you stand

Source: moodbig

veliseraptor:

“I am a simple person with simple wants,” I say, scrolling through AO3 and ignoring fics for a variety of petty reasons

theguineapig3:

I love the way online culture is slowly adopting a hieroglyphic-type system of words indicated by pictures. No, I’m not talking about emojis, I’m talking about the fact that I just saw a particular red-tinted image of Barack Obama’s eyes used in a conversation and read it as the words “then perish” with no hesitation.