Tag: lmao
I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
sometimes it just ends up being something like
ITS BACK
lord
Y’ALL NEED JESUS
Please stop reblogging this post
This post made my water break
In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.
WHAT
this bread tiny
yeast
it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.
WAIT.
WAIT.
Everyone talks about how animals can see colors we can’t but I wanna know wtf my dog is smelling for three minutes on the sidewalk
That’s conk creat babey!!!!!
when will any pop star ever go as hard as everybody knows shit fuck man
he’s not “everybody knows shit fuck man”. he has a name. its solid snake
Time's Vengeance 