there are only two genders: monster fuckers and cowards

My account is impenetrable to hackers because i change my password every day in hopes that one day i will forget and have to find another hobby

everyone who didn’t get hacked just had their tumblr stock go up 12.5%

madfrisky:

I’ve seen Horny Internet Fangirls fall physically in lust with everything from standard hunks to weird cartoons to robots to monsters and every body type from potbelly bear to skeletal beanpole and it never fails to amaze me, when by comparison, straight guys seem to have trouble with any woman who isn’t hourglass shaped

yeeeem:

yeeeem:

yeeeem:

take cayde out of the vangaurd and what do you get? a functional pair of competent leaders

i didn’t realize that the reason this post is so popular is because I caused cayde discourse. this is incredible. guys he’s videogame

wait. cayde-6course

shitpostery:

marycp2011:

suspend:

why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break

I think u got some cracked lenses on..

SHUT??? THE FUCK UP!!! boys are so good they deserve better than y’all nasties calling them gross all the time on Tumblr….. literally fuck off??

normal-horoscopes:

HERE IS YOUR REMINDER TO TURN OFF BEST STUFF FIRST SO I CAN CONTINUE TO SHOVE CONTENT DIRECTLY INTO YOUR FUCKING EYES

poriferathief:

thecuckoohaslanded:

ariaxvespid:

thecuckoohaslanded:

thecuckoohaslanded:

thecuckoohaslanded:

thecuckoohaslanded:

thecuckoohaslanded:

AW GREAT now I’m googling a bunch of extinct megafauna like Arctotherium, Argentavis magnificens, and Sarcosuchus imperator

Sarcosuchus imperator: proof that crocodilian evolution DIDN’T FUCK AROUND

Purussaurus: proof that not fucking around is an art form

Argentavis magnificens: the reason sky gods had bird symbols

BEAR VS ELEPHANT:

HIS FACE SAYS IT ALL:

ARCTOTHERIUM ANGUSTIDENS: AN UPSETTING QUANTITY OF BEAR

If I had pictures of size comparisons between an Irish Elk and a human being I’d put those here because ho damn.

The Pleistocene is the reason we have nightmares.