pettankoprincess:

daniajuana:

kodaksnacks:

I’m fucking deaddd

That ain’t no fence

Little water doggies

birdcageheart:

shingojira:

(x)

“Whut deh fuhk? Is he using duh bät room?”

“Yeh, he’s üsing teh bätroom”

*man in the video opens stall only to find that the monster is, in fact, using the bathroom*

dramatic-mechanic-fanatic:

cameronesposito:

Moments after @rheabutcher banned me from cutting butternut squash bc it’s “too dangerous.”

This is the “you need to boil the water for instant noodles” couple. Who’s going to volunteer and teach them how to cook safely and and efficiently?