Guardians since House of Wolves: Eliksni armor, modded Eliksni weapons, pike-jacking, learning the language, making alphabet keys, 24/7 crowding around Variks at all hours of the day

The Spider: Human paintings, human books, pottery-hoarding, ship-stealing, password protects his shit with human folk songs, gets actively bored when dealing with planets we hadn’t colonized for very long

potheadpotter:

animalrates:

I’ve never been so satisfied watching a bearded dragon eat blueberries. 12/10 must watch!

Everything in life is better now

no one eats blueberries faster…