
I honestly forgot what I was looking at but apparently I was intrigued
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archival holding point of the-quiestest-shadows, hh-stuffs, and golem-boy until further notice.

I honestly forgot what I was looking at but apparently I was intrigued
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Ah, that’s probably true. @apiariem also mentioned that the people bitching about Palmer probably don’t read the books, so someone being a Big Old Meanie Weenie to them is restricted to her
Omg halo fanboys think Palmer is mean your tags are accurate as fuck. They’d all get jacked up in the real military 😂😂
Yes they would 🙂
Palmer: so are you the big spoon or the little spoon
Fred: I’m a knife
Veta [from across the room]: he’s the little spoon
The members of Blue Team grew up together in the Spartan II program. They’ve registered more operations than any other fireteam in the UNSC.
They’re family.
It’s like the episode of Friends where Chandler and Ross stay at a hotel and steal all the “acceptable” stuff like soap and batteries out of the remote, except Fred steals all the cutlery that comes with their meals and hoards those plastic knives you get from mcdonalds
He takes off his jacket and he’s wearing bandoliers but instead of ammo it’s all knives
new hotness: replying with “it is our duty as soldiers to protect humanity, whatever the cost” whenever someone thanks you for doing some inconsequential and easy task
Buck says in Bad Blood that the Brokkr Assmeblies actually strip down Spartans completely, and I think the only thing more terrifying than a Spartan in full Mjolnir is a stark naked one walking across the deck