homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay
People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.
Friendly reminder that if not for Alan Turing you wouldn’t be reading this post and we might be ruled by the nazis
Palmer’s “I thought you’d be taller” comment to John would be a million times funnier if Sam was still alive, because the moment Blue Team rolled up to the Infinity she’d have to watch an 8-foot tall Spartan barrelling down the bridge to hug his friend in open horror
In 2074, the biocapitalists will begin selling tetrachromacy. In exchange for one or more of your non-vital organs, they will implant ultraviolet-sensitive cone cells into your retinas.
But that wasn’t enough. Soon rumors of microwave-orange and supra-xray emerged. At first everyone dismissed them as imagination, fanciful shades of nothingness.There was no possibility that those could be seen; the human eye wasn’t even built for the possibility. It wasn’t… but we’re not always built for what we achieve.
Cliente: “Quanto tempo ci vorrà per terminare il lavoro ?” Io: “Circa sei settimane” Cliente: “Lo devi fare in due settimane” Io: “Ok, provo a spiegarmi meglio”
Client: “How much time will it take to finish this job?” Me: “About six weeks” Client: “You have two weeks.” Me: “OK, I’ll try to explain myself better.”
Time's Vengeance 