Tag: fuck yes

jericho-the-princeofspace:

I would like a silly, over the top, borderline Kojima levels of “what the flying fuck” Halo game. Starring Spartan 1337. Who is voiced by David Hayter. Please. Complete with absurd boss battles, 20 minute long mid level plot conversations, and possibly more hours of cutscenes than it takes to play the game alone.

If Rasputin is featured in the next DLC, what’re you hoping he’ll be like?

git-gud-mcgee:

Preferably, bungie won’t do anything to humanize Rasputin. I don’t want him walking around in an Exo body and physically interacting with our guardian.

Rasputin needs to be dangerous. He needs to toe the line between ally and enemy. I want that uncertainty. I want Rasputin to come across as a nigh-deific being that, even with much of his influence gone, is still unfathomably powerful.

This was the most powerful AI to exist in the Golden Age. So powerful that not even the Vex could simulate him. I feel like that MUST be emphasized. 

Rasputin needs to be goddamned terrifying. 

Mansplaining protip:

kaylapocalypse:

kestrel-tree:

When a man starts
explaining a concept you already told him you understand,
instead of saying “I know” over and over until you die, try one of these:

  • Ok, which aspect is confusing you?
  • It seems like
    you have the basics down; Would you like me to recommend some good articles so you can get a more nuanced understanding?
  • So did
    you have a specific question, or do you just want a more in depth
    explanation?

SAVAGE

teacher-zone him

otherwindow:

Necrobotany is such a cool idea like:

  • druidic nature magic + necromancy
  • undead skeletons being supported by plant fibers to make up for missing muscles and ligaments so they can run instead of shamble
  • turning said skeletons into multi limbed monstrosities with vine arms
  • or piecing together bones and limbs with vines to make fleshier monsters
  • adding thorns or huge venus fly traps or poison onto minions
  • undead exploding into petals and leaves like a smokescreen, or infecting opponents with disease from pollen
  • suffocating opponents from the stench of rotten minions and corpse flowers

papayapanda:

clockworkpriest:

also like 10-15 years from now I hope someone makes one of those inspirational sports movies except it’s a 50 year old woman who wants to play competitive online games and everyone tells her she can’t because she’s too old, her reflexes are too slow, etc, and she gets this grizzled trainer except they’re a 19 year old kid who had a promising career until carpal tunnel syndrome ruined their chances of becoming the world champion so they train her and she fuckin wins, the end. movie of the year.

The Grandma(ster)