yes man cooking for the first time would either result in him the best fucking meal ever or him using random algorithms to determine what would be edible and making shit like this
no in between
yes man: you know, i might not be able to eat–but i wanted to surprise you today! i tried cooking for the first time! i analyzed the cookbooks that house had lying around and managed to make you something that you might like using all of those contents as reference, what do you think?
courier six: yes man i love you so fucking much but i dont think any human being could even attempt to consume that, would you like me to help you out?
alternate ending: courier six digs into yes man’s food and legit enjoys it because 1. they love him enough to do it and 2. the only food courier six has enjoyed up until this point is 200+ year old fancy lad snack cakes and flat nuka cola so they dont know what a wholesome meal is
the vault dweller: i have an important mission i must fulfill
the chosen one: i have an important destiny i must fulfill
the lone wanderer: i have an important dad i must find
the courier: [doing roundhouse kicks and making wooshing noises in the middle of the mojave to a radio playing “ain’t that a kick in the head”]
Time's Vengeance 