consvlaris:

literally any Eliksni vendor: *exists* 

me, a scoundrel and a fool: yes i will prioritize your minor side quests and resource gathering above all else, including advancing my own light level, for the promise of one (1) dialogue line where you say you find me mostly tolerable

consvlaris:

Guardians since House of Wolves: Eliksni armor, modded Eliksni weapons, pike-jacking, learning the language, making alphabet keys, 24/7 crowding around Variks at all hours of the day

The Spider: Human paintings, human books, pottery-hoarding, ship-stealing, password protects his shit with human folk songs, gets actively bored when dealing with planets we hadn’t colonized for very long

spartanlocke:

me @ all the weird morally ambiguous dudes who can’t talk normally and also can’t shut the fuck up about how much they love my guardian: i don’t want your love i want your loot
variks: [says one (1) thing]
me: 

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