Tag: destiny

Destiny 2 characters as vines

spartanlocke:

Zavala: [aggressively turning off lights] Y’ALL. DON’T. PAY. NO. BILLS. UP IN HERE. WHY THE FUCK IS EVERY LIGHT ON?!
Cayde-6: Look at this beautiful squi-rrel! Kikikikikii kiki-AHHHHHH!!
Ikora: ‘You don’t need to wear makeup, bleghululu!’ Like, I don’t need to wipe my ass either but it is like a preference of mine.
Lord Shaxx: Ok, and one, two–PATRICIA. You stop dropping that ok sweetie?
The Speaker: [crawling into a dryer] I am DISGUSTED, I am REVOLTED. I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior the Traveler and THIS is the thanks I get?
Ghaul: “How come he doesn’t wear a shirt?” “Cause it’s his fucking house, alright?” [taking off own shirt] “So it’s gonna be MY house.”
Osiris: “Are you ok?” “What is ‘ok’?” “Maybe a little rest.” “My resting heart-rate registers as a panic attack.”
Failsafe: Don’t tell your mother/Kiss one another/DIE FOR EACHOTHER
Asher Mir: Y’know the indigenous species in Io can be real aggressive eh so it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching them. [Honks airhorn at the Vex] GET FUCKED.
Emperor Calus: I love you, bitch! I ain’t ever gonna stop lovin’ you, bitch!
(bonus) Saint-14: B-B-BIRD MACHINE CHECK [taps a pigeon to tweeting music]

If Rasputin is featured in the next DLC, what’re you hoping he’ll be like?

git-gud-mcgee:

Preferably, bungie won’t do anything to humanize Rasputin. I don’t want him walking around in an Exo body and physically interacting with our guardian.

Rasputin needs to be dangerous. He needs to toe the line between ally and enemy. I want that uncertainty. I want Rasputin to come across as a nigh-deific being that, even with much of his influence gone, is still unfathomably powerful.

This was the most powerful AI to exist in the Golden Age. So powerful that not even the Vex could simulate him. I feel like that MUST be emphasized. 

Rasputin needs to be goddamned terrifying.