Zavala: [aggressively turning off lights] Y’ALL. DON’T. PAY. NO. BILLS. UP IN HERE. WHY THE FUCK IS EVERY LIGHT ON?! Cayde-6: Look at this beautiful squi-rrel! Kikikikikii kiki-AHHHHHH!! Ikora: ‘You don’t need to wear makeup, bleghululu!’ Like, I don’t need to wipe my ass either but it is like a preference of mine. Lord Shaxx: Ok, and one, two–PATRICIA. You stop dropping that ok sweetie? The Speaker: [crawling into a dryer] I am DISGUSTED, I am REVOLTED. I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior the Traveler and THIS is the thanks I get? Ghaul: “How come he doesn’t wear a shirt?” “Cause it’s his fucking house, alright?” [taking off own shirt] “So it’s gonna be MY house.” Osiris: “Are you ok?” “What is ‘ok’?” “Maybe a little rest.” “My resting heart-rate registers as a panic attack.” Failsafe: Don’t tell your mother/Kiss one another/DIE FOR EACHOTHER Asher Mir: Y’know the indigenous species in Io can be real aggressive eh so it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching them. [Honks airhorn at the Vex] GET FUCKED. Emperor Calus: I love you, bitch! I ain’t ever gonna stop lovin’ you, bitch! (bonus) Saint-14: B-B-BIRD MACHINE CHECK [taps a pigeon to tweeting music]
Thank you for taking the time to list these! Tbh I got them from vine compilations so I couldn’t find all the sources, but you can find the Ghaul one here at 4:20 (ayyyy)
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