damn i wish i was that coordinated

the-british-pineapple:

neurodivergent-crow:

androidboy:

androidboy:

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

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Similar thing happened to me in high school, some guys were dicking around and ditching balls at each other and one flew past my face, i caught it with one hand and threw it back all in one fluid motion. I was so proud i treated myself with a chocolate milk. very manly…

thanks, chad