Just lay the fuck down and go to sleep, anytime, anywhere. Hunters curl up into little balls, Warlocks lay straight with their arms crossed like mummies cause they’re living cryptids, Titans chill with their hands beneath their heads so they can show off their biceps while sleeping. It’ll be a green emote, obviously, that way we can all have huge sleepovers and also mass hibernations in protest against Shaxx shoving innocent players into the cold, unmerciful Crucible. He can’t yell at all of us at once. Well he can but we’ll be asleep.
ALTERNATIVELY: “Give Up” emote. Selecting this brings up the text “[name] gives up on everything” and makes your Guardian lay down and never get back up. This way we can finally accurately portray that feeling you get when it’s 3am, you’re on your sixth Gauntlet wipe and you’re regretting every single decision that’s lead you to this moment.
People being like “haha y’all said discord was more reliable than Skype (:” like.. heck off my guy.. when discord has issues they’re almost always server side, meanwhile Skype is such a shambling mess that it struggles under its own weight