Time's Vengeance

listen i have plenty of legitimate gripes about crysis 3 (2013) but my biggest personal one is why the FUCK. why the FUCK. did they not let prophet be evil. fuck you. give me hot alien king bf. GOD

little-smartass:

when you weathered the onceler storm of ‘12 and you can see the bendynoodle cucumberpatch grinch wildfire on the horizon of 2018 but you follow a select group of blogs whose judgement you trust

grawly:

unclefather:

is it just me or are the n2′s hands… weird.

not visually or design wise, no!

just… size wise. they look more akin to paws or something. ~~gorilla hands may have been the intent behind that~~

therealraewest:

septimusprime:

actuallyclintbarton:

thelucerni:

I was gonna make a personal post but instead please view my favorite page on the internet.

This will never not be fucking hilarious

WHAT THE HECK

My favorite part is the very bottom where everything returns to normal and you’re left questioning your journey through folly of someone’s failed html

yeeeem:

yeeeem:

yeeeem:

yeeeem:

yeeeem:

activision is planning on doing more bad monetization with destiny as if that’s not what literally made everyone leave the game before forsaken came out

curse of Osiris and warmind’s various flaws might’ve even been overlooked if they hadn’t put literally half the new items into the microtransaction store

it wasn’t JUST that the dlcs were underwhelming it was that bungie was caught throttling XP gains (which is how you earn the microtransaction boxes without paying money!) and it was just drama after drama with them beyond that

i honestly was worried about the annual pass and now that this activision news has come out I’m actually, for the first time ever, seriously thinking about jumping ship until the next major dlc comes along as an apology to fans if these next three small ones suck

there wasn’t enough new content in Curse of Osiris, the larger of the two DLC’s, to make up for how clearly activision was forcing bungie to focus on Eververse. how is there going to be enough actual, substantial content in these smaller DLC’s to keep a balance that doesn’t feel shitty to the players between the microtransactions and the real thing that people would even buy these for