Time's Vengeance

the vault dweller: i have an important mission i must fulfill
the chosen one: i have an important destiny i must fulfill
the lone wanderer: i have an important dad i must find
the courier: [doing roundhouse kicks and making wooshing noises in the middle of the mojave to a radio playing “ain’t that a kick in the head”]

note-a-bear:

mapsontheweb:

Greenland is farther east, west, north, and south than Iceland.

For some reason I absolutely hate this information

Source: reddit.com

bongboops:

ladyjolder:

voidbat:

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

me: [sticks one leg out]

body: perfect

Demon to my now exposed leg:

garlicbug:

ravenworks:

anoleis:

nintendo…?

Apparently no one on Tumblr knows this so here’s a fun factoid: ‘neko’ (cat) is Japanese gay slang for a bottom

Source: anoleis

digidiskette:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

this kid’s post and his replies to people’s questions are so pure I’m sobbing

What’s better— the thread is filled with people giving some good advice on how to respect a woman’s boundaries and how to ask what she would be okay with, publicly. Lots of trans girls thanking him for being so patient and thoughtful with his words, and lots of people cautioning him that his purpose as a boyfriend would be to keep her safe, even from his own friends and family if need be. A+ shit right here.

binchhhhhhhhhhh:

deepspacepirate:

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

thesweet-lamb:

Dm tip never get too attached to your NPC. You might think they are the hero of the story but really the players get bored if they have to share the spotlight all of the time. It’s their story, and the sooner you realize it the sooner you become a better dm.

homophobic:

if i switched bodies with someone they’d probably ask why everything hurts nd i would just be like “thats just how she works”

tavr0ss:

from what i’ve seen wlw tumblr is like a group of girls at a sleepover talking about how pretty girls are and how much they want girlfriends meanwhile over here in mlm tumblr it’s like a national geographic special about twinks competing for mates