The Three Different Types of Tumblr Blog Descriptions

furrymutual:

toasted-pearls:

“This is my tumblr where I post things that I see and like. I mostly reblog posts but sometimes I make them. I blog about my interests, which are food, cute animals, text posts that have 100,000+ notes, [fandom], and pretty much anything else random haha. If I see a post that I like I will reblog it lol. If I see a post I do not like I will not reblog it. I don’t reblog posts I don’t see because I can’t reblog them since I didn’t see them so how would I reblog them. I blog about my interests. Here on tumblr, I blog about my interests. I use my blog as a blog (for blogging purposes). Sometimes my interests are random. Sorry not sorry but you will see a lot of [fandom]. [Fandom] is my LIFE okay I JUST HAVE SO MANY FEELS ABOUT IT”

“[name] / [age] / [location] / [pronouns] / [sexuality] / [star sign] / links for mobile”

“my name is tony and once I swallowed a bug”

4. edgy quote/context-less song lyric where the last word is a link to their links page

paleotp:

When someone asks you what the smallest unit of matter is

Source: daxdraggon

thepleasuregoblin:

what-

ah.

Source: thepleasuregoblin

foursnail:

Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

I love these girls but they die too easy.

Source: foursnail

trapcardactivated:

vibraants0ul:

hotephoetips:

i treat people how i want to be treated until i notice a lack of reciprocity

then i begin to treat them how they treat me

and that’s when people usually notice that there’s a problem

“you acting different”

yeah

“Nah I’m acting like you, so the fact that you don’t like it says more about you than me tbh.”

kismeti:

geekandmisandry:

mockwa:

A sea ship laden with liquid soap crashed off the coast of Australia

Finally, I am clean.

that’s not soap. that’s a foam comprised of salt, dead plant and animal particles, and chemicals that have been sitting around in the water that showed up after a storm.

soap would’ve been a natural disaster. this is just nature doing weird shit because it likes doing weird shit.

writing-prompt-s:

writing-prompt-s:

You are an astronaut lost in space who gets rescued by friendly aliens who think you’re just the cutest lil thing in the whooole galaxy

nawtinuddy:

cubbybangbang:

orb-is-horse:

slipperygal:

jaspersboy:

jaspersboy:

Trump is angry at NBC News for using this photo of him, so please don’t use this enhanced, enlarged version of it for anything.

Trump Reportedly Discusses “Reset” and Unflattering Double Chin Photos During Media Meeting

I will never share these.

Pass these around to make sure everyone knows which ones not to pass around

Under no circumstances reblog this. It is forbidden.

Oops fingers slipped!

Source: jaspersboy

gamiing-art:

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