Overwatch Heroes in Total Mayhem

Genji: Their ‘E’ button is permanently held down
Tracer: Wee! Wee! Wee! Ever get that- ever get that feel- Wee! Wee! Ever get that f-
McCree: Entering MAX TUMBLEWEED MODE
Sombra: Teleports to the other side of the map then dies
Soldier 76: Reported for aimbot
Reaper: How look I’m over here! Now I’m over here! I take no damage whatsoever! Now DIE.
Widowmaker: No-one can hide. Ever. I will find you.
Hanzo: Scattur! Scattur! Scat-
Bastion: Unkillable. Just don’t even try.
Junkrat: Now we’re cooking with TIRES.
Mei: Never leaves the point, always walls off her team.
Torbjörn: There is no God. Only 1000 health Torbs with Level 3 turrets.
Symmetra: THE DEVIL INCARNATE FOR GOD’S SAKE KAPLAN NERF HER
Reinhardt: Is just trying his best, overestimates how much health he has and constantly charges the enemy team.
D.Va: ALL YOUR ULTS ARE BELONG TO US
Orisa: Just sits in one spot permanently putting shields up and dancing. Probably has a bastion with her
Zarya: MAXIMUM CHARGE MAXIMUM CHARGE MAXIMU-
Winston: Flies around the map, never does anything until he gets his ult
Roadhog: Unkillable but cannot do anything except hook people off cliffs and push entire teams backwards, a nuisance to play against but never actually kills you
Lucio: CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP PERMANENT SPEED AMPED UP OH YEAH WHO’S WITH ME
Zenyatta: EXPERIENCE THIS DICK
Mercy: A cryptid, will just hide until her entire team dies and then resurrects just to disappear again
Ana: May God have mercy on your soul. Your ‘8 hours’ has just turned to 24.

talkgentlytome:

shacklefunk:

yknow theres a lot of pressure to be successful, particularly on artsy kids whose professions are seen as useless unless theyre famous, but life is fucking hard and sometimes things dont turn out

but i think thats not bad. my dad has wanted to be a musician forever, and hes rly pretty good. but then he joined the military to get away from an abusive family, and then he got married, and then he got divorced, and a lot of horrible shit HAPPENED. he has ptsd and severe anxiety and he could never really get back on the horse. and he never made it as a musician, and now hes 53

but i grew up in a house full of instruments, and he can play all of them, and some of my earliest memories are of him playing guitar on the front porch and me thinking there wasnt a better musician in the world. so. even if you dont get to the stars, exactly, what you do isnt worthless. its not a waste of time if life is difficult and you cant make it, or if you arent famous, or if your work doesn’t influence thousands of people. it will influence someone

there are a million ways to be happy and a million ways to be a successful artist. we create what we do to enhance the human experience and relate to each other and improve ourselves. theres something to be said for just doing that,,,for the sake of doing it, yknow

This is the most comforting, warm and important piece of text I have ever read, and it is so true. No life is wasted that is spent sharing and loving.