Someone: “Look, if you’re constantly concerned about hurting someone’s feelings, the only jokes you’ll have left are terrible puns and sight gags.”
*every dad in the world looks up*
“Someone is about to discover our ways…”
A long time ago in a comments section far, far away, a nerdy dad attempted to explain why dad jokes are so popular, especially among guys of a certain age. Essentially, once you have kids, you may want to police yourself in the kinds of jokes you tell. Nothing vulgar or blue. This restricts your repertoire, but also forces you to be more creative. Eventually you get a lot of corny jokes, but many of those are far more clever than the pre-child ones. And for those cheesy yet witty one-liners, there’s an audience that appreciates the process behind it, even if not on a conscious level.
That’s certainly part of it, but there’s another component even more important to developing dad humor.
See, little kids are a captive audience, and most of the time young children think that anything their dads say is funny. And after a few years of this, WE BEGIN TO THINK WE ARE ACTUALLY THAT HILARIOUS.
sksjjsksj- as if you placed your hand over your mouth and are trying to keep it down, but it’s so funny you can’t help but make a hissing kind of chuckle. ;; is common due to proximity.
bdfgdbd – imagine laughing so suddenly you spit out your drink. that’s what this is.
GDBDLSBD – gargling noise
fgsda – quick response, left hand middle row of the keyboard, indicates acknowledgment. gays mostly.
asdfghjkl; – The Swipe. needs to express Something, but unwilling to actually smash. not unacceptable, but tactfully lazy.
all-over smash(pdnhsbfsxkoowkdndjznkix) – it’s too much to handle. your mind feels overwhelmed, and must truly smash. occasionally accompanied by ;; and ?? with rare number appearances.
On behalf of all sensible blacks everywhere, go see Black Panther. Not just because it’s a primarily black cast and it should be properly supported, but because it’s gonna be a good fucking movie.
Ignore the idiots saying “BLACK PANTHER IS FOR US, STAY AWAY WHITEY”
if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y’all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!
if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Don’t keep going!!
If you finished first that’s fine!!! It’s normal!! But don’t just leave that person hanging!!
You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!
if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post
So a woman can cum in a man and get him plan b? Cool
yes
Absolutely! It sure is cool that trans people exist! Couldn’t be more right!
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