ratmanmemes:

shitty horoscopes sentence starters. book i – iv.

  • holy fucking shit.
  • the answer is no.
  • bury yourself with the affairs of the living.
  • fuck you.
  • fuck you. yes you, specifically.
  • please practice blinking. others can be unsettled by your inhuman ability to maintain an unbreakable stare during casual conversation.
  • what did you ever do to deserve this?
  • none will love the butcher. don’t take it too personally.
  • don’t take it too personally.
  • some relationships, like warts, can be handled with the tactful application of liquid nitrogen.
  • wash the memories from your mind and body.
  • wash the clothes you were wearing.
  • frostbite is considerably difficult to heal from.
  • there is poetry in brutal efficiency.
  • people would take your raging far more seriously if you weren’t crying the entire time.
  • what made you so vindictive?
  • some bodies may be temples, but all are ruins at your feet.
  • you’re notorious for rubbing salt in the wound.
  • arson is not the answer.
  • you are a bone-deep fury.
  • accept your impending expiration.
  • stop trying to swallow the sun.
  • embrace the inevitable.
  • there are things outside of your control. most of them don’t care for you.
  • when it all goes to hell, remember it’s what’s inside that counts.
  • your teeth are only porcelain, your ribcage simply glass. like all delicate things, they can know no permanence.
  • please don’t cry.
  • in time you’ll learn that “just” and “right” only mean the same thing when they’re coming from very specific people.
  • you may not want to change, but the world is unforgiving.
  • sometimes we put our hearts in the wrong places.
  • what the fuck is it doing in your teeth?
  • nothing can stay.
  • dying is dying and rot is rot.
  • loneliness is the fracture that never heals quite right.
  • you will watch the skies.
  • no loose ends.
  • you will not be swayed by the morally destitute.
  • an eye for an eye. a tooth for a tooth. a knife for the ribs.
  • devour death like crows.
  • this time around, get inventive.