so, as much as I love the more modern plague doctor aesthetic, like guys I’m all about it
I feel like I have the be the bearer of bad (or good depending on how you take it) news
Instead of cool, dark crow/raven aesthetic
Realistically, you would have probably gotten more of this fucking leatherface kiwi bird from hell which would have absolutely been even more terrifying to see on your death bed
you’re welcome
you never have to apologize for this
rich folk get the fancy raven doctor the poor folk get the mosquito man who might actually be a demon in hiding
Zavala: [aggressively turning off lights] Y’ALL. DON’T. PAY. NO. BILLS. UP IN HERE. WHY THE FUCK IS EVERY LIGHT ON?! Cayde-6: Look at this beautiful squi-rrel! Kikikikikii kiki-AHHHHHH!! Ikora: ‘You don’t need to wear makeup, bleghululu!’ Like, I don’t need to wipe my ass either but it is like a preference of mine. Lord Shaxx: Ok, and one, two–PATRICIA. You stop dropping that ok sweetie? The Speaker: [crawling into a dryer] I am DISGUSTED, I am REVOLTED. I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior the Traveler and THIS is the thanks I get? Ghaul: “How come he doesn’t wear a shirt?” “Cause it’s his fucking house, alright?” [taking off own shirt] “So it’s gonna be MY house.” Osiris: “Are you ok?” “What is ‘ok’?” “Maybe a little rest.” “My resting heart-rate registers as a panic attack.” Failsafe: Don’t tell your mother/Kiss one another/DIE FOR EACHOTHER Asher Mir: Y’know the indigenous species in Io can be real aggressive eh so it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching them. [Honks airhorn at the Vex] GET FUCKED. Emperor Calus: I love you, bitch! I ain’t ever gonna stop lovin’ you, bitch! (bonus) Saint-14: B-B-BIRD MACHINE CHECK [taps a pigeon to tweeting music]
Thank you for taking the time to list these! Tbh I got them from vine compilations so I couldn’t find all the sources, but you can find the Ghaul one here at 4:20 (ayyyy)
In 2074, the biocapitalists will begin selling tetrachromacy. In exchange for one or more of your non-vital organs, they will implant ultraviolet-sensitive cone cells into your retinas.
But that wasn’t enough. Soon rumors of microwave-orange and supra-xray emerged. At first everyone dismissed them as imagination, fanciful shades of nothingness.There was no possibility that those could be seen; the human eye wasn’t even built for the possibility. It wasn’t… but we’re not always built for what we achieve.
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