Fun fact: My cat does this too and I was curious as to why so I asked the vet. Apparently your cat is hearing the stutter in your heart beat caused by the sneeze and is making sure you’re okay.
Bc we have the audacity to wake them up but not actually die
someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook
me: hah
me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog of energy and make sure the rest of my day falls in good accordance with it so that i don’t feel time-crunched and propel myself into a hysteria because if i don’t know how long this thing lasts or when it ends i can’t possibly know when literally anything else starts and my entire life becomes an unraveled realm of anarchy with no rhyme or reason and how is that not terrifying to you)
me: hey how long will this take
someone: oh like twenty minutes
me: ok
*an hour later*
me: *clinging to every learned social skill i can think of with the desperate hope my distress and exhaustion doesn’t show*
someone: hey we’re almost done don’t be so crabby
me: *smiling* *internally screaming at this SENSELESS CHAOS*
someone: hey do you want to do [involving time-consuming thing]
me: hey that sounds fun! when were you thinking?
someone: oh we’re doing it right now
me: oh. like. now-now? like right now. like you want me to stop what i’m doing and get up and do this thing with you, suddenly, with thirty seconds of warning. now. like this second. immediately. now?
I hate the fucking title for this article because it pits minorities against each other. If you actually read the thing, it has SWEET FUCK ALL to do with the fact that the film this man was trying to watch was Black Panther. It’s the captioning system that the movie theatres use that are failing the Deaf community.
I REPEAT, IT IS NOT BLACK PANTHER THAT IS THE PROBLEM. THE PROBLEM IS THE TOTAL LACK OF SUPPORTS FOR DEAF PEOPLE TO WATCH *ANY* FILMS WITH PROPER CAPTIONS.
DON’T: let this article be the reason you don’t see Black Panther. DO: help the Deaf community by making captions socially acceptable.
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