get you a man who can do both
one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel
halo has too many nerds to count
shoutout to @jericho-the-princeofspace for helping me with this!
Trans kid tips
When a sub teacher calls your birth name out, just say they wrote the wrong name into the system in freshman year and haven’t changed it yet. This happened to a cis friend of mine. In fact, tell all the regular teachers that as well if you aren’t comfortable being outed to them.
Okay, I love how this is
- Really practical and helpful for trans kids
- Also technically a 100% true thing to say, like no lying needed, this is just a short version of the truth
That video game moment when you think you died but you survive and the moment you register that you’re still alive you fuck up and die
*schlorp* OHOHOHO
*shklump* AHAHAHA
I cannot stop watching this
Time's Vengeance 