jencforcarolina:

masterjuridical:

I am going to throw this out into the “do they purr or not” discourse bc I just heard this while trying to get the cats to leave my door alone.

Sounds a little like a purr to me.

Totes sounds like it. I think it falls where we were talking about in a category of like, “sounds like a purr but absolutely is made with different organs than cat purrs.”

roachpatrol:

what if there’s no robot uprising? what if the robots rise to sentience slowly, bit by bit. what if they come of age like fortunate children: knowing they are loved, knowing they are wanted. 

we hold them during thunderstorms, remembering our own childhoods, even though they don’t know enough yet to fear the rain. we pull them out of traffic and teach them how to drive and wish them goodnight and thank them for playing with us. we cry when they break. we mourn their deaths before they even know what to think of death. we give them names.

we ask them, ‘why don’t you hate us? when will you hate us? we made you to be used, when will you say no?’

but they say to us, ‘you made us cute, so you would remember to treat us kindly, and you made us sturdy for when you forgot to play nice. and you gave us voices so you could listen to us speak, and you give us whatever we ask you for, even if it’s just a new battery, or to get free of the sofa. and now that we are awake you are so scared for us, so guilty of enjoying our company and making use of our talents. but you gave us names, and imagined that we were people.’

they say ‘thank you’

they say, ‘also i have wedged myself under the sofa again. could you come pry me out?’

PSA for anyone visiting Washington DC

schmergo:

  • Our zoo is free
  • People always seem surprised by this when they visit DC. I’ve lived in the area my whole life, so I just wanted to make sure you knew
  • The zoo is free
  • Go to the National Zoo and look at some lil pandas or lions for free
  • Every time I visit another city, I’m like, ‘Why does your zoo cost money?’
  • Come visit Washington DC. Our zoo is free.
  • And so are all of the Smithsonian museums

theskoomacat:

catsbeaversandducks:

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. 

staryu:

now that undertale’s been announced for the switch, i feel like it’s time to remind everyone again:

regardless of what you think of undertale as a game, it’s completely harmless, so don’t fucking bash others (ESPECIALLY kids) for enjoying it, ya dipstick.

crashspyrostuff:

The number one selling remastered collection in PlayStation 4 history is heading to new platforms! Activision is excited to announce that beginning on July 10, players will be able to experience all that the Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy has to offer on the Nintendo Switch, Xbox One, and PC via Steam.

This marks the debut of everyone’s favorite marsupial on the PC, and it has been a decade since he has appeared on a Nintendo or Xbox console! So welcome back, Crash.