If god wanted us to be heterosexual, he wouldn’t have made boys… like that.
This is a post for both MLM and WLW.

agent veta lopis, your requisitions request for a “swanky tuxedo for my hot date” has been approved. please tell spartan fred-104 to come to the armory for his tuxedo fitting.
my dream man
- tall
- mysterious
- green
- stupid as hell
i didnt say a name but he popped into your head didnt he?










