Do I date tall people???? Just so they can always see me from my best angle?????? Or is that just a bonus for them?????
idk. how tall are you? cause that’ll tell you why you date tall people
I’m 5’2
you date tall people cause everyone is taller than you
Artist Carves Wooden Rope Sculpture From a Tree Trunk
Artist Maskull Lasserre indulges in sculptural practice that strikes a delicate balance between hard-edged industrial media and a delicately poetic resolve, blending the two beautifully.
Me: That’s just rope whats the big dea- wait. wait… *peers closer* holy shit
love that adhd feel when “and there goes my ability to read”
why u ask?
– it’s too noisy
– my brain keeps thinking too many Thoughts
– re-read it again till u die
– BOREDOM!!!
– constantly zoning out
– the tiny sound in the distance
– too stressed out because I CAN’T READisn’t adhd fun!!!
small brain: master chief
big brain: noble six
exploding galaxy brain: the rookie
what-is-dammek-doing-right-now:
wherearemalleksotherpiercings:
My body is ready
Big Hero 6 and Assassin’s Creed
…does this make Hiro Ezio oAo
BH6 and The Sims 3 where, ironically, I’m playing the Hamada family
The last of us and monster university. …
Star Wars and Legend of Zelda…. WOW.
smash bros brawl and the cluedo movie [im not sure if thats the last movie i watched but its the last one i remember watching recently]
this sounds like a crossover fit for a fanfic
Overwatch and Guardians of the Galaxy.
That, actually might just work.
.Little big planet and Lego Ninjago. Alright.
Assassin’s Creed Origins and Solo… okay then.
Jurassic World, and Fortnite Battle Royal…so a battle royal game with dinosaurs as environmental hazards?
Legend of zelda skyward sword and the newest tomb raider movie
So…. lot’s of exploring and fighting monsters.
Horizon zero dawn and rise of the tomb raider.
Lots of climbing and exploration, heavy bow usage. I like it
lots of climbing and
exploration heavy bow
usage i like it
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pacific rim and fallout 4.. rip.
Iron Man 3 and Skyrim.
I’d say it’s a win win?
Metal Gear Solid V: TPP And the new tomb raider movie
skyrim and
fucking
boss baby
Shout the child off high hrothgar
As of five mins ago, the max2019 ARG ended, so that and Heathers.
outloud I yelled “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” when I realized I just got done playing shadow of mordor. Pls. I’m bad at the game. help. I get bodied by every asshole with a shield and spear.
KINGDOM HEARTS AND PITCH PERFECT THREE, I GUESS THE NEW ADVENTURE THE BELLAS WILL HAVE IS FIGHTING HEARTLESS I MEAN FUCK.
friendsim and iron man… that actually sounds like an awesome combo and id definitely die but it would be really cool!
Minecraft and Thunderstruck
I mean, I wouldn’t mind that
starbound and pokemon hg
finally, the open world sandbox pokemon game I’ve been waiting for all my life
Time's Vengeance 
