me & my husband goign on a date
Damn that is quite the ungrade. Humans almost look too good (like uncanny valley good).

Imagine corpus smooching the frames and realizing the tongues go deep as heck
Nonny this is a sfw blog, please think of the children.
Evolution of the tech-suit
Halo4-> Halo5
Master Chief John-117
your husband in tights. Pick up one!
he became a curvy boy in H5
Yall that want the classic style back, fucking rethink.
I ain’t losing the booty because y’all’ve bad taste

This post isn’t written in any known human language
Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?
if i cant bounce a quarter off of john’s ass what honestly is the fucking point


















