
Filed under: things you can only say while playing Moira
archival holding point of the-quiestest-shadows, hh-stuffs, and golem-boy until further notice.
peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you 🙂
thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen
peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki
loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.
drax: [really bad joke]
peter parker:Â mr. drax? I would die for you
drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!
peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you
t’challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish
Me: i can jump from this height
Me, reloading a game: i apparently could not jump from that height

I saw a guy cosplaying Master Chief at McDonalds chillin’ today he looks so content w that milkshake
He’s celebrating his degree.